So bored

The shop I work in could easily stay closed until at least Noon on Mondays. Three customers in the past two hours.

That got the heart rate going

Two cop cars just tore through the intersection in front of my store and for a second, I was terrified I’d hit the silent alarm by accident. I hadn’t, they were headed somewhere else.


do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

Have you never seen Renner’s “resting face”?

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I would swear the music selections at the store where I work now were picked by Dean Winchester.


Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

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I am crying…everybody reblog this now



How awesome would that be if Benedict saw this? Reblog and get the word out!!

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They’re onto me. Not us, just me. Told ‘em I was seeing someone. I didn’t tell ‘em who… I just wanted you to know, in case it came up.

Did anyone else want to smack Barbara for not taking Ivy aside to tell her the truth about Little Charles?

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the women of tumblr…


"We need more major female superheroes."

"It doesn’t matter if a character is canonically male, there’s no reason they can’t, at some point, be represented as female."

"Why the hell is Marvel making Thor a woman? I don’t like it."


Not just Marvel cannon but Norse mythology- Thor is a man.

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We’re supposed to be having thunderstorms and everything is breaking up before it gets to Austin and I really just want the power to go off so I can go home.

cute flower questions

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?

Jasmine: What color looks best on you?

foxglove: Name three facts about your family?

Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?

Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?

Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?

Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?

Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?

Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?

Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?

Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?

Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?

Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?

Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?

Poppy: What color was your childhood home?

Hydrangea: Starbucks order?

Violet: Do you like where you're from?

Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?

Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?

Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?

Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?

Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?

Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?

Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?

Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?

Dandelion: Do you think you're important?

thereallimegreenandloki said: Favorite breakfast food. I have NO ulterior motive in asking this.



Muesli with yoghurt and berries.

"Hm.  How very interesting," she said in a dry tone that falsified her proclamation. 

Scurrying off to go try and find fucking MUSELI in East Texas. Just, you know, in case.

Try Whole Foods, Central Market or Sprouts, maybe Natural Grocers too.

I have stretch marks.


Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

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Mad props to Weird Al for taking a disgusting rape anthem and turning into a catchy, Schoolhouse Rock-esque anthem about grammar

Also the video itself is great, too

god bless weird al

I wonder if my ballet fit instructor would use this instead of the other song for cardio?

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So I started Buffy and Wow, I expected Buffy to be like a complete ball of cheese with like vampires ruining the school dance and Buffy’s teenager problems and cheesy on liner, at least in the first season but NO first season is like abusive witch mothers and end of the world shit and cannibalistic hyena demons and damn I already love this show.

If you want a ball of cheese, watch the movie with Kristy Swanson and Luke Perry.

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